my name is ashley, and i'm twenty-two years old. i was born & raised in new jersey, currently living in myrtle beach, south carolina. i have the attitude of a jersey girl with the heart of a southern belle. i pride myself on knowing all the words to every song on the country radio. i enjoy staring at boys in trucks. i make scrapbooks & hair bows, i am addicted to shoes, and i love interior decorating. i want a boy who will teach me how to shoot a gun & bring me hunting !
author: she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup
english teacher: even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast
we can drink on it, put our heads together & think on it. maybe later on we can sleep on it, but for right now, baby, let’s drink on it.
dear god please help me make this radio stop being static-y!!! i just want to listen to country music and not have to stay completely still!!!!!!